獨孤求丙

獨孤求丙

New Chemical Element Found: Woman

Note: This is a joke originated in Spanish and was transliterated using Google Translator:

ATTENTION

New element in the periodic table. Did you know him?

NEW CHEMICAL ELEMENT: WOMAN

Analysis Department

1 .- Chemical Analysis:
Element: Woman
Symbol: Mu
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: 53.6 kg appropriate. (but varies between 40 and 150 kg …)
Frequency: abundant quantities in all urban areas.

2 .- Physical Properties
a. – Surface usually covered with a coat of paint
b. – Hierve spontaneously freezes for unknown reasons.
c. – It melts if given special treatment
d. – Becomes bitter if you are not used correctly.
e. – is rarely found in nature in the virgin state.
f. – Cede under pressure on specific points.

3 .- Chemical
a. – has great attraction for gold, silver and a wide range of precious stones.
b. – Absorbs large quantities of expensive substances.
c. – May explode spontaneously without prior warning and without apparent reason.
d. – is insoluble in liquids and its activity is increased by saturation in alcohol.
e. – It is the money reducing agent known to the most powerful man.

4 .- Common uses:
a. – Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b. – can be very helpful for relaxation.
c. .- very effective cleaning agent.

5 .- Tests:

a. – The pure sample turns pink when it was discovered in its natural state.
b. – It turns green when placed beside a better sign.

6 .- Potential Hazards:

a. – Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
b. – It is illegal to possess more than one, although it can be in several different locations, while not in contact, in which case a violent explosion is inevitable.

Warnings:

a. – No two alike.
b. – While it seems an abundant element, is considered a scarce resource because it is not easy in a good state, so what value it has.

Please ensure wide distribution of this document, due to its high scientific value.

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July 12, 2009 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment